tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post7224172666562186672..comments2023-10-22T17:58:39.028-04:00Comments on The Ossington Kitchen: Odd Jobspaulhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-14071526413819342012012-01-17T15:06:21.983-05:002012-01-17T15:06:21.983-05:00It's kind of funny. It involved clumsy me, a w...It's kind of funny. It involved clumsy me, a wet floor, metal trash can and my forehead. Blood everywhere and a huge gash between my eyes and going up over my eyebrow. A big deal when it happened. Everyone was all, Plastic surgery, like I'm that vain, cough. It looked gruesome for about a year then has now faded to nothing. I don't really need tips on mean things to say, they usually come out spontaneously when provoked LOLpaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-24414944429795825852012-01-16T23:36:35.139-05:002012-01-16T23:36:35.139-05:00Then it's really not so funny that I mentioned...Then it's really not so funny that I mentioned that, is it? You should definitely say something mean to me immediately. I have a list of things you could use if you need some tips.jacquihttp://chicktuition.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-28016099701100629242012-01-16T22:19:57.717-05:002012-01-16T22:19:57.717-05:00Funny you should mention it but I did have a horri...Funny you should mention it but I did have a horrible, vaguely disfiguring accident shortly after that. But no, sobriety cut my modelling days short. (and not being quite so gullible)paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-91912034554362761942012-01-16T21:55:35.601-05:002012-01-16T21:55:35.601-05:00What? Chicken wrangler? Is that supposed to scare ...What? Chicken wrangler? Is that supposed to scare me? Ha! Did you have to stop being a 'print model' because of some horrible disfiguring accident or something?jacquihttp://chicktuition.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-66033104946801576402012-01-16T21:23:18.993-05:002012-01-16T21:23:18.993-05:00We loved it. Nothing says good old fashioned famil...We loved it. Nothing says good old fashioned family fun like blood splattered children. LOL Norman Rockwell never painted that.paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-55573003574491855282012-01-15T23:13:48.535-05:002012-01-15T23:13:48.535-05:00Ah my husband grew up on a farm. He has told me so...Ah my husband grew up on a farm. He has told me so many stories about it! He was never a chicken wrangler though, Bet its as funny to see as it sounds!AudreyNhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11625977577413531221noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-42336196102861407042012-01-10T23:11:18.803-05:002012-01-10T23:11:18.803-05:00Good times Jen. The things that entertained us bef...Good times Jen. The things that entertained us before satellite TV and the internet LOLpaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-88436905025615637742012-01-10T23:06:09.983-05:002012-01-10T23:06:09.983-05:00Oh my gosh! I'm laughing out loud at the chick...Oh my gosh! I'm laughing out loud at the chicken wrangler one...I can just see a chicken with no head kicking a soccer ball. <br />It sounds like you've had some very interesting jobs! They make for great stories, though :)Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17940118384108153753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-78167624069554710472012-01-10T21:20:02.487-05:002012-01-10T21:20:02.487-05:00Greta, a boy's gotta eat. Not to mention after...Greta, a boy's gotta eat. Not to mention after raising them, cleaning them getting pecked at by them, no problem eating them. LOLpaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-35914406093778435212012-01-10T21:18:23.530-05:002012-01-10T21:18:23.530-05:00Mark, you were probably never approaced because yo...Mark, you were probably never approaced because you didn't look stupid enough to accept. Obviously I did and was. Gotta say it was an experience though.<br />No one has ever offered to pay me to take a survey at Costco?paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-77570117545625217292012-01-10T21:13:56.489-05:002012-01-10T21:13:56.489-05:00Hi Sweaty, growing up on the farm = no more being ...Hi Sweaty, growing up on the farm = no more being squeamish. I remember once at my grandfather's a plucked chiken got up and atarted running around. They did the knife thing and I quess only wounded it?? That freaked me out a little. Ahh the memories.paulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-53783860725342017172012-01-10T20:35:27.737-05:002012-01-10T20:35:27.737-05:00Wow. That is an impressive list. Especially the mo...Wow. That is an impressive list. Especially the modelling. But wait...you went from chasing chickens to cooking them?Greta @gfunkifiedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03533837096223094349noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-29452433358202981682012-01-10T10:15:17.022-05:002012-01-10T10:15:17.022-05:00I'm a little upset now. Why have I never been...I'm a little upset now. Why have I never been approached to model S&M bondage gear? The only time I've been approached by someone offering to pay me was to take a survey at Costco. It's just not fair!<br />m.Markhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01049586061176648341noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-86434513977094805302012-01-10T08:51:06.068-05:002012-01-10T08:51:06.068-05:00Hahahaha... that's quite a list! The chicken ...Hahahaha... that's quite a list! The chicken wrangler thing... it reminded me of when I was small... My grandma used to take me to the market (this was in the good ol' days when supermarkets were a rarity). She'd pick the chicken that she wanted among the flock, and then the guy would slit its throat right in front of us. The dying chicken would then run around like mad, bloody and all. It gave me nightmares, needless to say. lolSweatyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07886118636402604168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-30098703804814312052012-01-10T00:01:33.978-05:002012-01-10T00:01:33.978-05:00Stasha, to this day I have no idea. I got asked to...Stasha, to this day I have no idea. I got asked to do a music video too but I was stone sober for that one LOLpaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-60820175876348841402012-01-09T23:59:15.269-05:002012-01-09T23:59:15.269-05:00Hey Rory, I usually got, "but not a real farm...Hey Rory, I usually got, "but not a real farm right". People think we're all that gap toothed stereo type I guess.<br />I have no idea what happened to/with those pictures. They'll undoubtedly surface when I run for Prime Minister or something LOLpaulhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01973478718499363534noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-37912149772855179292012-01-09T23:48:23.919-05:002012-01-09T23:48:23.919-05:00Oh dear, sorry your modeling days were a bit of a ...Oh dear, sorry your modeling days were a bit of a let down. I must admit I am left wondering what about your look appealed to her :)<br />Great list Paul!Stashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17836396076018306616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7330303096664733669.post-62461553967769354452012-01-09T21:27:36.893-05:002012-01-09T21:27:36.893-05:00Why does everyone always seem surprised to learn t...Why does everyone always seem surprised to learn that there are actually farmers out there still? No one could believe that I actually had spent time on a farm.....why would anyone make that up? <br />I didn't know about the print model one....if you're the family historian, where's the pictures? LOLLA Botcharhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09045857399816360885noreply@blogger.com